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DC reveals that the entire company is gay, and is asking Marvel out on a date.
the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
(Source: mycroft, via youll-only-die-tired)
Mom:
It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me:
*starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
Teacher:
Schools almost over
Teacher:
and this is crazy
Teacher:
but here's three projects
Teacher:
due by friday
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
(via dtr0nn)
